Restaurant Quality Guacamole

Homemade Guacamole just like you would find in a restaurant.

Who here besides me totally forgot it was Cinco de Mayo today? * raises hand * It’s been like that already in my household based on the way I’ve been cooking lately. I was put on furlough at my job, so I’ve had nothing but time. I took the opportunity to go inward and re-prioritize the way I want my life to look like going forward. That means having access to lots of fresh fruits and vegetables. When I was on-the-go working at the kitchen last year, it made me realize how important it is to stay healthy and really own that. I took my health for granted. The only way for me to learn that was to have everything come to a complete halt so I had no choice but to slow down.

Slow the lifestyle. Slow the mind, Slow the cravings.

On the surface, this holiday focuses on a lot of boozy deliciousness, tacos, and a glorious amount of fried food.

My mouth waters at all the foodie photos I see across social media.

Why not focus on some healthier ideas to bring to the table?

Move over, queso. Guacamole and pineapple salsa are the star condiments on the table tonight.

Filled with healthy fats, and antioxidants, these will add an array of colors.

Take your Taco Tuesday to the next level with my restaurant-level guacamole and pineapple salsa right in the comfort of your own kitchen.

Homemade Guacamole:

Ingredients:

• 3 medium-sized avocadoes, mashed

• 1/2 red onion, diced small

• 1 Roma or vine-ripened tomato, diced small

• 1 jalapeno, seeded and chopped (** You can leave the seeds in if you like your guacamole spicy)

• 1/4 bunch cilantro, chopped

• 1-2 fresh limes, juiced (I add 1.5 limes)

• Salt and pepper, to taste

Directions:

1) Cut your avocadoes in half, remove the core, and remove the flesh inside the skin. Scoop it out and put it in a large bowl. Mash it with a masher, mortar & pestle, or a fork.

2) Chop your onion, tomato, and jalapeno small. Add them to the bowl.

3) Wash and dry your cilantro with a paper towel. Chop it small and add it to the bowl.

4) Add the lime juice, salt, and pepper. Mix everything together in the bowl. Adjust the seasonings to your liking. Enjoy any way you like. There are ever-growing ways to add guacamole to anything.

Homemade Pineapple Salsa

Ingredients:

• 1 fresh pineapple, diced small

• 1/2 red onion, diced small

• 1 red bell pepper, diced small (I used 1/2 red bell pepper and 1/2 yellow bell pepper in the image below)

• 1 jalapeno, seeded and chopped (** You can leave the seeds in if you like your guacamole spicy)

• 1/4 bunch cilantro, chopped

• 1-2 fresh limes, juiced (I add 1.5 limes)

• Salt and pepper, to taste

Directions:

1) To prepare the pineapple, do the following: First, cut off both ends. Lay the pineapple flat on the cutting board. Using your knife, cut off the skin until you see the flesh of the pineapple. Flip onto the other side and remove any skin you missed. Cut in half and cut those halves in half again (quarters). The middle of the pineapple is not edible, so you want to cut it off on each quarter. Using your knife, cut the white part off until only the yellow flesh remains. You’ll want to cut it on an angle. Cut each quarter into thin strips and chop it super small. That will leave you the small diced pieces you are looking for.

** If this is confusing, please contact me at redefiningalldiets@gmail.com and I will walk you through it step-by-step.

2) Chop your onion, pepper, and jalapeno small. Add them to the bowl.

3) Wash and dry your cilantro with a paper towel. Chop it small and add it to the bowl.

4) Add the lime juice, salt, and pepper. Mix everything together in the bowl. Adjust the seasonings to your liking. Enjoy on some tacos, with guacamole or even with some fish.

Need some more ideas on what to use these with? I created a recipe ebook during quarantine with over 30 of my favorite recipes. Almost every single meal can be topped with my salsa or guacamole.